Scoops and Stumbles: Biden's Icy Encounter with Japanese PM Fizzles Out

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In a diplomatic gaffe that had audiences wincing (and reaching for Kleenex), US President Joe Biden accidentally dripped ice cream on his suit and stumbled while inquiring about former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe during a bilateral meeting with current Prime Minister Fumio Kishida on Sunday.

The incident unfolded as the two leaders posed for photos after lunch at the Imperial Palace in Tokyo. As Biden extended a hand for a shake, a dollop of chocolate ice cream from his cone plopped onto the lapel of his navy suit. A team of aides quickly rushed to the rescue, dabbing at the stain with napkins and muttering apologies.

Undeterred, Biden chuckled and attempted to move on, asking Kishida, "Is Mr. Abe here?" The question, however, hung heavy in the air, as Abe was assassinated in July 2022. Kishida, visibly taken aback, offered a gentle correction, "No, Mr. Abe passed away last year."

Biden, realizing his misstep, apologized profusely, blaming his miscue on jet lag and the long day. "I apologize," he said, his voice laced with regret. "I think I'm on Tokyo time."

The incident immediately went viral on social media, with commentators expressing a mix of amusement and concern. Some chalked it up to an innocent blunder, while others worried about the implications for delicate US-Japan relations.

White House officials downplayed the gaffe, calling it a "misidentification" and emphasizing the positive outcomes of the meeting. They pointed to the leaders' agreement on strengthening defense cooperation and their commitment to a free and open Indo-Pacific region.

Despite the ice cream mishap and Abe mishap, the two leaders did engage in substantive discussions on issues like regional security, economic cooperation, and climate change. However, the image of Biden's chocolate-stained suit and his mistaken inquiry about Abe is likely to overshadow the official agenda, serving as a cautionary tale about the perils of jet lag and diplomatic faux pas.

One thing's for sure: this meeting will go down in history, not for forging groundbreaking agreements, but for an accidental scoop that left a sticky stain on more than just Biden's suit.